I wanna laugh; what're some good jokes?
Q: What do you call a bee having a bad hair day?A: A Frisbee (frizz-bee)Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?A: A cloudQ: What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?A: A gummy bear.
Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?A: With a blue elephant gun.Q: How do you kill a pink elephant?A: Hold its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Chuck Norris once peed in a trucks gas tank, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What did the fisherman say when he caught a fish? His catch phrase. Bud dum tssss
Nobody ever has had an inside joke with Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris prefers to take it OUTside.
One day I was driving and I bumped someone else's car, left a small dent. I saw their car door open, I heard a small tap on my window and the man was a dwarf! He said "I'm not happy!"I said "then which one are you?" bu dm tss