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What did the holy water say to the deviled egg........ Are you ready for the eggsersisom

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thats funny
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wow u could of come up with some thing better
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Will you go out with me or is this to cheesy *holden cheese pizza*

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Which makes other laugh very dangerously

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Q: Where do you take a cow on a date?
A: To the MOOOOvies!

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All,I saw that on the back of my milk carton at school
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A flea walks into a bar and asks, "Is your bar tender here?"

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knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there?!!!!
orange
orange who
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

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A man walks into a bar and gets a beer. Someone says 'nice hat 'to him. Hes not wearing a hat. Again, someone says "I like your tie ". He gets confused, his jacket is covering his tie. He asks the bar tender "Was that you?" The bartender says "No,those were the COMPLIMENTRy peanuts!!!"

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What do you call a cheese that's not your cheese!?!!?!?


Not-cho-chesse

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Nacho..
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That, my friend, is a very CHEESEy joke! Ba-dum-tsss!
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Lol..thx....I quess?
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It's the 'Nacho Cheese Joke'... I like nachos, with a little Jalapeo slices!
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Lol....I do too....I don't like them without the jalopeno lol ^.^
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ooh cheesy
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Hahaha lol
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Jalapenos aren't that funny when you're sitting on the toilet!
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dude!! that stinks!!
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Yuk!
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its a joke jesse
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Ah, the classic
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Lol....yup!
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Cheesy!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
-Silence-

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I don't get it haha.
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eh- nobody... XD
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Cheeeeesssiiiieee!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's the big question isn't it #onlyawhovian

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#Whovian! Woot! Doctor Who!
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XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just fell on the floor...
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DR.WHo
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WH0VIAN FOR LIFE!!!!
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Can a bird sing a duet?....no but toucan

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You: Whats the first letter in yellow?


Friend: Y.



You: 'Cause I wanna know. (*ba dum tss* XD)

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Ahahahaha i get it cause he answered the question with a question... technically. But he didn't really answer the question, i mean he did but.... ugh never mind
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Haha XD of course you'd be the one to over analyze and explain the joke :D
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lol I'm just trying to express my knowledge and thinking :3
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Haha i'm the same way @Nano_God
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Haha, glad I'm not the only one :)
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?


GUMmy bear! bwahahahahahahahaha! LOL! ROFL! not.;p

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Why do they call a Latte a Latte
It takes a Latte time to make
It costs a Latte

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How did the white horse get dirty
It fell in the mud

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why did the duck goose get kicked out of the restaurant ............ he had a large BILL

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yo momma.

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simple enough
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What do you call a sad cheese?
Blue cheese!
Bonus points for a cheesy joke with cheese in it!

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pizza

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If corny pick up lines count................
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

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Awww that's adorbs, i'm gonna use it on someone, now
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I [would] tell you a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy....

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Hahahaha! A cheesy joke about a cheesy joke about a cheesy joke... It's the comedic version of a screen-shooting of a screen-shooting of a screenshooting... XP
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manzil is a boy........

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Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you fine, fine, fineXDDD Oh dear god

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Hahahaha thanxsXD thats the only one i could think of.
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here's a pick up line that always worked in the country part of Kentucky..."you uh," "what?" "you wanna be more than just cousins?"

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Wait for it.... all time cheesiest worst joke ever....." WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!"

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good joke
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good one.
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A chessy Pickup line
Did you just fart? Cause u blew me away
another one
If Boys were boogers Id pick you frist

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a little gross but good joke! never heard that before!
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Where did you get that face (or whatever body part)?
From McDonalds? Cuz i'm loving it!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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That's the perfect "stupid" joke. I love it & am gonna use it!!!
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Your welcome my vamp friend, Bella.
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thats funny
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An Italian man walks into cheese store. "I need ah some Gouda cheese ah."
"You came to the right place, sir. Perhaps you would like to sample some?" He says as he hands the man a cube of cheddar.
"Ah no ah. I say I need ah the Gouda."
"This is good I promise."
"NO. That is ah not Gouda. I need ah GOUDA."
"IT'S AH ALL AH GOODAH!"
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@ Captain

Don was there. Asked the bra owner who too was dyslexic "how is it"
"It twinkles behind the bra"
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Steelers record

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Steelers is my team. That not even funny
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There my favorite team too. Whats yours EH9876?
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Finding one of her pupils making faces at others on the playground, Miss Barker, their teacher, stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, 'Tony, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.'

Tony looked up, smiled and replied, 'Well, Miss Barker, you can't say you weren't warned.'

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Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its just to cheesy!

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Person 1: I have a great knock-knock joke! You start.
Person 2: Knock, knock!
Person 1: Who's there?
Person 2: ...

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i tell that one al the time.
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Red robin yummy. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaahaaaa!

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Ten cats are in a boat. one jumps out. how many are left?
A: None were left. all the others were copy cats.

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too funny
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oh i get it now lol :P
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Pete and repeat are on a Boat, Pete falls off, whos left?

(Then when they say "Repeat", repeat the question)

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Ohh ohhh I kno repeat repeat
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What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? Drum roll, please......OUCH!!!!!!!!

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Q) How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A) Look for Fresh Prince

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Or you could just look for the random polar bear.
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((Only a zoologist/animal researcher))
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Little Tiffany with a hole in the head without a Quantum Mechanic Book(=)
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legend...wait for it... ary
theres another one too

what did the 5 fingers say to the face.... slap

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Reminds me of something.

Some people just need a highfive..... To the face..... With a bottle.
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Aye love, aye. -nods-

Also, to add to that joke of yours. I believe that's called sign language.
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Normally we have 4 fingers and a ......:)
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You only have four fingers? You might want to get that checked out Donnie.
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i kno right your supposed to have 5 fingers...lol
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A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw"

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Only a southerner would understand.
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this westerner gets it.... Theory roasted!
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I stand corrected.
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The northerner also gets it
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Why did the Turkey cross the road? It was the Chicken's day off!

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funny
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Joke eh?
Hmm...
Yo mama so fat, even her portrait fell off the wall.

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thats mean
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how did u kno
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XD : P haha
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Really dumb joke i just heard: My doctor said i was gonna die in two weeks (You wait for there reaction then say:) He could only contact me two weeks later, today.

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This man goes to the Dr. and says : Dr. I dont know what wrong sometimes I feel like a teepee then like a wigwam, then a teepee then a wigwam, teepee wigwam.

The Dr replies: Stop this, I know what's your problem you're 'two tents'

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guess what...
what...
boom

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Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself.

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I don't get it
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hahaahaa thats funny
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why do dwarfs laugh while playing soccer?
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grass tickles their balls! :)

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A man walks into a store and says to the clerk "Quick! I need a mouse trap, I have to catch a bus."
The clerk says "Sorry I don't a trap large enough to catch a bus."

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. Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To hold their pants up........

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Cheesy jokes are dairy good, but a some are hit and swiss.

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'Is that you?'
'Yes it's me'

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Of course it's me I've forgotten one.

Q; What is similarity and difference between a Doctor and a Vet?
A; They both treat animals similar. One eats his patients the other doesn't different.
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Just had to ask, where is Sancho?
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If I were Robinson Crusoe I would show where Sancho was but for now Friday is in an Island:)
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Or is he? -muffled noises come from behind me-

-sings- I popped a cap in Sancho and I slapped her deeeead~

Santeria by Sublime.
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Do your research xD
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What did one baker say to the other baker?

We're both bakers!

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the original why did the chicken cross the road one!

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Yo momma so stupid, the sign said "WET FLOOR", and she did.

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Hey. Make sure you don't tell Don that.
Else you get lance into your lungs

This isn't a joke.
It's holding Cowboy by his collor:)
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Yo momma so stupid, she stuck a battery in her ass and said "I Got The Power".

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q: If your an American outside the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?
a: European

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What do you call fast moving things?
Russian.
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Okay took me a while but I get it now
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What do you call someone who farts alone? A private tutor.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

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1) What did the cheese say to the other cheese?

Cheese! (It was getting its picture taken)

2) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook :)

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Or perhaps rather the Gouda to the Swiss.
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what do u mean captain sparrow?
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Obama

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Exactly. Biggest joke alive.
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Obama, actually, is an amazing president.
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mitt romney would of had poor people pick cotton for rich people
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Okay.... super not nice u guys
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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom......


A:Because he had NO BODY to go with!!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?? Oh sheet!!
Or
Do you want do hear a pizza joke? Nahhh Never mind it's too cheesy!!!

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The first one actually wasn't that bad. Hehe.
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Hahaha, only you would think of these jokes :-)
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Mr. Howard told us the second one! Hahaha he had a bunch of them that's the only one I remember. Lol
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How much did the first president weigh? A WashingTON!

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Q: Why is 6 scared of 7
A: Because 7 8 9

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Don't get it.
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seven ate nine.... its not that hard
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she is a n00b
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Lol mines right there below
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Well, I agree that I'm a noob. But don't insult. Don't think you so great. Nobody is perfect. Get the facts right.
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you so great? Don't you mean "your" lol
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oh ok so you are a noob is what your saying
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Whatever. Ask is not meant for people to argue. Let the matter rest, for now. Dude.
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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
Because his pecker is on his head.

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Lol thats funny!
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Beats that Obama joke
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What does the mermaid wear to math class?
A algae-bra!

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