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What's a good sarcastic comeback for a dumb question?

Will it make the other person mad? and is there a "Wrong time" for sarcastic jokes?

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Example: I told my wife that I had hit a deer and she didn't really say anything about it until hours later when I came home from work and was laying in bed watching tv. She gave me "The look" and if you're married then you know exactly what "The look" means. Well a couple of seconds into taking advantage of the look she pauses and says "Hey Charlie, when you hit that deer did it come out of the woods?" I couldn't help myself I popped off "No Yanci, it swooped down from the sky and hit my car" My wife doesn't take sarcasm well at all. So that wrong time you're talking about? I found it and "the look" turned into the "You better go sleep on the couch before I hurt you" look. So be sure you choose Who and When Wisely when making sarcastic jokes. As for a good comeback, it comes naturally :)

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Lololol!
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MagicMusik

What kind of dumb question? I got lots of comebacks. there is also a BOOK full of comebacks at Barnes and Nobel

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