What are some funny but appropriate quotes to just say, to get a laugh outta someone?
When somebody is acting like *It's all about me, me, me!* I say: *Copernicus called, he said the world doesn't revolve around you.*
If there was an award for laziness... Id probably send someone to pick it up for me.
I've gone through some strange things in my life, some of which actually happened.-Mark Twain
Can i stick my pencil in your sharpner...
I like cake!