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I already asked this but I'm gonna clarify:

I have a crush on a girl I never met. I don't know her she doesn't know me. we live in opposite parts of the nation. she is on xfactor in a group called sweet suspense. she is only in the top twelve so she is kinda famous but not quite. I guess you could call it a celebrity crush but it's not like a girl having a crush on Harry styles (from 1D)....... yet, she is just now being discovered, and I want to get her attention. but I want to seem different from every other fan she has. the only way I can contact her is through ask.fm or I can try friending her on Facebook, but there is no option to message her. how do I get her attention? can I even get her attention? or is it just another celebrity crush that will never happen and was never meant to be?

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Let it go.

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Hi sweetie! We're finally on at the same time! Missed you!
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How are you Mrs Happy? I am heading to bed. Hope you have a wonderful night! xox
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Hi! I'm doing great. Mr. Happy threw his back out. He finally gets to go back to work tomorrow. It was quite painful.

Of course I was a very kind, generous person.... "Look! I can put on my own socks! NeenerNeenerNee!"
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Unfortunately in this day and age, the creep sirens go off when you approach girls this way. "Let it go" is sound advice. If you're not a creep, it keeps you from going to jail, if you are a creep it keeps her from obvious harm.

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No go dude, move on

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Okay. So here's the plan.
Get a huge poster board, a black sharpie, roses, a shovel, leaves , a bucket of chicken wings, bacon, a few ninjas, some baby chicks and Justin Bieber.
First we write 'I LUVVV YOU WHATSYOURFACE' on the poster board,then we dig a hole right outside the x Factor, then we go to the X factor thing, get in the audience (front row), get Justin bieber and have him carry the roses so he can entice the audience, then we shove him in the whole thing, hope all the lot of people see him and the roses and chase him, he will run but then turn when he gets to the hole, all the audience will fall in the hole, then you will go up their and confess your undying love to whatsherface, give her the bucket of chicken, after you will get married have no kids and eventually get divorced because she turned out to be secretly a guy.
I will be there, eating the bacon and petting the baby chicks watching the whole thing evolve.
(:

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This is a fantastic plan, I would modify it just a bit.

1: Include a good lawyer in this list of items.

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2: Skip the poster board, the sharpie, roses, leaves, chicken wings, ninjas, chicks, bacon and Bieber (Or even better, keep Bieber).
Step one: Dig hole.
Step two: Bury himself (and possibly Bieber), AND the shovel and forget the whole thing.... The results will be the same.

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But... I won't get to eat bacon. :(
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