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Ok! time for jokes who gots jokes!? here's one..

this one is called.. Birdrbrain..In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.

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Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.

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Dry humor.. Lol.. kinda morbid.
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How do you make a clown cry? Stab his leg. >:D
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How do u make a bird poop? feed him.. sssssstuuupid!!
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pretty funny!
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How do you make a bird poop. Squeeze it
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lol!!!

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how you doing
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bush is a joke. No punch line is necessary.

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You mean Obama
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They are all jokes.. passed up and used up jokes.. jokes that are farting in the wind.
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No. I mean bush. he is a walking talking, farting, pretzel choking, bicycle falling, locked door pulling, ignoramus looking joke.
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Not nice to describe yourself online.
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"During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, 'This debate, the last debate and the next debate.'" ?Bill Maher

"Bush bragged that more Iraqis say their country is on the right track than Americans say our country is on the right track. Boy, there?s a campaign slogan for you ? 'America: More F*cked Up Than Fallujah!'" ?Bill Maher

"President Bush's campaign is now attacking John Kerry for throwing away some of his medals to protest the Vietnam War. Bush did not have any medals to throw away, but in his defense he did have all his services records thrown out." ?Jay Leno

"The President and Mrs. Bush were on 'Larry King' last night and the president said, 'America is absolutely better off today than it was 4 years ago.' Then he said, 'Did I say America? I meant Chevron.'" ?Bill Maher

"Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'" ?Jay Leno

''I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.''
?President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

''Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.''
?President George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

''You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.'' ?President George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
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Crappy resources. Maher is a jerk. He's gone and done. What about now?
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Resources? They're jokes and bush being a joke.


''If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.'' ?President-elect George W. Bush, at a photo-op with congressional leaders during his first trip to Capitol Hill, Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

''This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.'' ?President George W. Bush, as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

''For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it. ?President George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

''Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.'' ?Presidential candidate George W. Bush, CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000

''We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.'' ?Presidential candidate George W. Bush, Houston, Sept. 6, 2000

''I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.'' ?President George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

''As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.'' ?President George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007

''And so, General, I want to thank you for your service. And I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq.'' ?President George W. Bush, meeting with Army Gen. Ray Odierno, Washington, D.C., March 3, 2008
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Yeah yeah yeah, old news.
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Ho Hum.
Do Chuck Norris jokes instead

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Why isn't there a street named after Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face. It's ancestors are known as giraffes,
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Because nobody crosses Chuck Norris!
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Yea!
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Why is there no life on Mars?
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Because Chuck Norris has already been to Mars! bahahahahahhaah.
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Lol.. duh!
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Did you here about the pasta chef?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.

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Lmao!!!Haha!!
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lolllllllll
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Okay, okay, that was good. But here's a good one:
There was a man that was desperate for a job, so a zoo hired him. He was required to dress as a gorilla and pretend to be the real one in the cage, for they didn't have a gorilla. He thought that was lying, but he was too desperate to care. He discovered that he was a natural at jumping around and "hooting" like a gorilla. The crowds cheered and threw him food. So he tried something else. He climbed a tree and the crowd boomed. But then he got really excited and swung on a high vine. The crowd roared. But suddenly, the vine snapped, and he flew into the cage on the opposite side. The crowd quieted ominously. The "gorilla" looked up to see a lion crouched in front of him. The man suddenly hopped up and yelled "Help! I'm not a gorilla! I'm a man that's pretending! Help!" Then the lion lunged for him, shutting him up instantly. Then the lion spoke. "Shut up, or we'll both lose our jobs.

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*****shutting******
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Huh? I seriously don't get it.
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hahahahhahaaaaa!!!
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Why Did Britney Spears shave her head?
She wanted the drapes to match the carpet... bwaahahahhahhaaaa

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You spelled shutting wrong
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Dang it sitting***
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Dang im not even sure what you meant
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Lmao!!! hahahahhahaaaaa hilarious!
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Good One, 40dawg!
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Wanna hear a joke?
Your face,.

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pahahahhaaa!! Nice.. Geez some people are just downers.. sad that many cannot even laugh.. and cannot do anything but spread negativity... praying for u :) Much love! :)
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lol i was just bored :P it's 10 and a friday....i hope you understand....xD
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Ok ok ok! I get ya.
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I go up to people and say hi that usually makes people laugh

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So a police officer pulls over a guy for driving recklessly. The cops says to the guy" I think you're drunk, you're going to have to take a breathalyzer test."
The man says "I can't, I have Asthma and I might have an asthma attack."
The officer says "ok, then you'll have to take a blood test."
The man says "I can't, I have a disorder that if you draw blood I'll keep bleeding and bleeding Until I bleed to death"
The cops says "okay!! You can take a urine test!"
The man says "I can't, I have diabetes and if I pee it might throw off my blood sugar."
The cop says "FINE!! Then get out the car and walk a straight line!"
The man says "I can't, I'm really, really drunk"

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Haha!! :) Gave it up! el-oh-el
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Haha ikr! :D
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my joke is hi

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Oh boy! That's a good one. Funny.

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