How do I Get a week off school??
Firstly, tell the school attendant you have to be excuse from school for a week because your aunt Betty just gave birth to twins n you gotta go visit her with your family. Forge a letter and sign it like its from your parents.
There is a small thing that dangles at the back of your throat (uvula). Simply poke it I believe and you'll be sick. I don't recommend it but if you're desperate, go ahead.