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What are some sassy/snooty jokes I can tell the "cool kids"(hehehe no) at school to make them quit being rude to me and my friend.

I need really good ones but not gross ones. I need them by tomorrow

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"I'd smack you, but there's a law against animal abuse."

"I saw something today that reminded me of you, but I flushed it and closed the lid."

"You couldn't touch me if you were the Pedobear"

"Is that a haircut or did you get in a fight with a lawnmower?"

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Lol I like your attitude
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They call you a jerk? you say: A jerk is a tug and a tug is a boat and a boat goes in a river and a river is nature and nature is beautiful, thank you for the compliment.

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Thanks(:
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Tell them that whatever they say about you reflects on them, not you. c:

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Say this as you look behind your shoulder: oh sorry I didn't realize there was a mirror behind me you know you really shouldn't talk to yourself like that! then smile sweetly and walk away

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I like that one thankyou
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"Hey maybe if you ate some of that makeup you'd be pretty in the inside"
"You realize that make up isn't going to fix your stupidity"
"Your so ugly hello kitty said good bye to you"
"Love your clothes, le garbage is a great brand"
"We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.”
Btw I suggest just letting it go cause your going to say something you regret . But staying faithful to the questions I listed some. Tell a teacher or ask them to cut it out. GOOD LUCK:)


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Oh I don't let things go very easily
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"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arm pits."

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The wolf doesn't worry about the opinions of sheep. Just give them a contemptuous look and walk away. Don't look back. Don't say anything. Just leave them with their face hanging out. They want a reaction; never give them one.

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your so ugly goldfish dont smile back

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