I was gonna say.... Make lemon aid... But I'd rather smash them with a big wooden hammer like that comedian does.!!!!!.. Or.. I'd use them in my mixed drinks... Save the seeds... Grow a whole bunch of trees from those seeds... Then sell all those lemons.....!!!!!
Trow them back at life and say: "Life i dont want lemonds give me something better like lemonade" LOL joking no. I will appreciate what life gives me cause everything life gives is valuable and special at its own way :)
Freeze them and throw them back at the person that gave them to me! well that is what I would like to do! I like lemon juice on fish, and French fries. (cuts down on salt intake) then there is the hot tea, honey, lemon, and bourbon thing! it is a lot better than lemonade!
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Colton lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down