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What was the most awkward question you got asked at school?

mine was when I found a drawing of a penis on my chair and the marker was still wet so i couldn't sit there. then I wouldn't sit so the teacher was like what drawing is that? so the whole class is giggling the whole time... :/

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I didn't get asked this, but a 53 year old guy teacher did. I was helping out a 5th grade class last year and jasmine (a fifth grade girl) asked the teacher "When are we watching the puberty video?" The teacher then said, "next week." Jasmine then asked him "When are the boys going to learn how to put condoms on?" The teacher started yelling at her saying "JASMINE! YOUNG LADIES DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!" I couldn't control my laughter and I bursted out laughing so loud so I wasn't aloud to help with that class anymore

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Thats hilarious!!!
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Either, "So, have you and j---- (girlfriends name shall remain anonymous)... Ya know?" and it was asked while she was sitting right there.
Or
"How BIG are you?" I had my football cup on....

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Awkward!
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Yeah... I wasn't a fan...
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That would be so awkward
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The teacher left the classroom and I was busting to go to the toilet. In the end I snuck out, but when I got back he had returned. I dithered as to about going back in or as to whether he would notice. So I went in and he boomed "Where have YOU been?" I said "I needed the toilet Sir, and you were gone from the room." and he boomed backed "What are you a PUPPY?"

Now I would just pee on the floor just to make a point ;-) But thats the wisdom of age and hindsight.

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Probably when my Drivers Ed teacher was teaching me how to drive stick shift and I was shifting from 1st to 2nd to gently and wasn't setting it and he goes "Are you rough or gentle with your boyfriend? You have to be more rough! That's how they like it!" So awkward.

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