Please rephrase this letter... My grammar sucks.
I'm writing a letter to a former friend and my grammar sucks... Basically I stole a bunch of stuff from him last year because he wouldn't stop stealing from me and other people. I did it just to teach him a lesson, and I had always planned on giving him back his stuff. I'll be returning his things on Saturday and need to attach a letter, please help fix my letter to where it sounds better.
I'm returning everything I took from you last year-- with the exception of my figurine. If you think I've failed to return something please call me, or have Scott call and request a return of whatever you think is still missing. However, if you think I took anything else, there's a very high chance that I'm not the one who took it in the first place. I had always planned on returning your possessions and you should find them in the same condition as they were in when I took them.