The life of a patient of hypertension is always at steak. Why do we still have troops in Germany? To keep the Russians in Czech. A horse is a very stable animal Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. An elephant’s opinion carries a lot of weight. What is the difference between a conductor and a teacher? The conductor minds the train and a teacher trains the mind.
Puns are best in-the-moment. My family and I will get on a pun tangent with the same subject lasting for quite a long time! (Last time it was ducks, the time before that it was thunder and lightning, etc.) You just have to be quick and they have to be, most importantly, naturally occurring.
I only got love puns: are you a triangle because you're acute (a cute) one I'm not a photographer but I can picture us together are you a locksmith because you just opened my heart you're as beautiful as an alien because you're out of this world and did you just fart because you blew me away
so a mushroom walks into a bar. the bartender says "Hey! get outta here. we don't like your kind!" the mushroom gets offended and says "why? im just a fungi!" lol get is cause fungi sounds like fun guy. hahahah!
-broken pencils are pointless -pms jokes are not funny. period. -i tried to catch some fog. i mist. -i stayed up all night to see where the sun went. then it dawned on me. -i didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me. -when u get a bladder infection, urine trouble. -how do you make holy water? boil the h3ll out of it