What is a funny quote and what does it mean?
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -- Albert Einstein Just means that if you're enjoying yourself time flies; if you're not, it drags.
Hi, Breauna."The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets" - Al McGuireKamikazes pilots performed suicide attacks on naval vessels in World War II. If they knew they were going to die, why wear helmets?
the more i know people the more i like my dog-Mark Twainthis means that mark twain did not like people
"Build a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for a day. But set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life"This means be careful what you do fire, it is dangerous.
"A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle""A metaphysician is a man who goes into a dark cellar at midnight without a light looking for a black cat that is not there"