Who owns the moon?
I do!!! I bought it years ago! I'm selling plots, if you're interested! I bought it right after I bought the Golden-gate Bridge!! That nice Nigerian banker, gave me 60 billion dollars, so why not?
Just like the earth, no one owns the planet!
Borrisia. We own everything.
International law says no one can "own" any extraterrestrial property. Though there is a guy who claims he owns parts of the moon and has sold "plots" to it!!! It's true!!!!
George Bailey. He lassoed it so he could give it to Mary.