If you want a really stupid one I read this on line (If Brad Pit was a singer, would you 'fill in the blank' with me) it doesn't make any sense but can either confuse a girl into saying yes or make her laugh!
# What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. # Did you fart? Because you just blew me away # You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. # Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?