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I just ate peanut butter that expired in 2011. AM I GOING TO DIE?

Just wanted to tell all y'all that I love you, I'll miss you and I'll see [some of] you again! My last wish is that all my questions and answers from Ask are read aloud at my funeral

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XD you will be fine. Maybe a stomach ache.

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Yes that was a joke.....
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I figured :p
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And yet you gave me a serious answer!!
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Yeah lol
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I thought I might be able to post a ridiculous question that wouldn't get removed and get some ridiculous answers for once in my Ask career. *Sighs* Not today..
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you're not going to die, you might just get a stomach ache.

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*Joking*
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The odds are slim

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OH MY GOD YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! Quick, tell me who you want in your funeral!.

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Um.... um... Sarah, Stacy and Lexi Roberts, my sister Angela, and Canaan Gamnon (my crush) XD
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What if Gamnon says no??? :O
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I would die! Wait... I already am... ;)
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Yes but the good news is there's an antidote.... go eat a large jar of grape jelly immediately.

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*going* :)
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You're back! Where have you been man?
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No, no, no, its strawberry jelly, grape jelly turns you into a chicken!
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Had surgery and canceled my crappy satellite internet. Back now with Verizon 4g. And How has His Royal Highness been?
(Good to see you as well, guss)!
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It nice to see you back, but really, grape jelly???
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Yup... GRAPE! But if there ain't no milk, then just forget about it altogether.
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You ever have applebutter?
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Yup. Not a fan. It's not horrible though. I'm not a picky eater. I'll eat just about anything that's out in front of me.
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Mmmmm I love it.
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I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?
OK, the bad news is, you are going to die.
The good news is, we don't know when.

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Oh okay good. Thank you Dr! :)
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I'll send you the bill.
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Oh it's a shame cuz I'm starting to feel wheezy. I think this is it. I guess you better hold the bill...
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Too late, the bill is in the mail. My work here is done.
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You'll be fine. Sing with me!

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Doe a deer a female deer
Ray a drop of golden sun
Me a name I call myself
Fa a long on way to run
So a needle pulling thread
La a note to follow so
Te a drink with jam and bread!!!

Carrie, you did amazing!!
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Nothing more than a stomach ache, maybe. xD

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I think.... I... n...o....o.....o
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Eat starwberry jelly or applebutter and your life will be saved! As far as reading your ask dialog, I will hire bill cosby to read them over your ashes.

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Noooooooooooo!!!!!! You were so young! Why is fate so cruel? Does God take all away from me? Jesus must be testing me! Nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never got to tell you. . . What's your name again?

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You are funny :)
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"The thief [devil] comes to steal, kill, and destroy. But I [Jesus] have come that you may have life and have it to the full." God does not take away, the devil does. Just to clear things up...
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YES YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!! DON'T PANIC!!!!!! I WILL HELP YOU!!!! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO AND POST 'unicorns are real! They are just fat and gray and we call them rhino's' AND YOU WILL BE FINE!!!!!

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Too... la...t....e....
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oh goody!!! are you gonna write will? if you do that peanut butter is mine.........

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No, it is self preserving... just check for green fuz growing on the surface. Peanut butter is like Twinkie's, Cockroaches, and Cher. They are the only things that will survive a nuclear war!

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Calm down you aren't going to die.

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this is the end of the world one antidote is none to mankind Unicorn mayonnaise

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No

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you'll be fine. ;)

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actully never expires. (unless things like milk or water added for flavor/consistency.

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Want me to use your facebook to leave up statuses like "Cool! I didn't knew they had wifi up here", when you're gone?

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Lol! Good one :)
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If you like anime, i'd suggest you go to youtube and search for "Asura's Wrath Game Cut scenes Compilation Movie" and check it out : P
AND! Suggest me some nice songs : P
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What do you mean "suggest you some nice songs?" Like by anime or my faves?
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ur favs : P
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1) See you again - Carrie Underwood
2) Temporary home - Carrie Underwood
3) Mama's song - Carrie Underwood (girl song)
4) Just a dream - Carrie Underwood
5) Jesus take the wheel - Carrie Underwood
6) Dont forget to remember me - Carrie Underwood
7) Good girl - Carrie Underwood (Girl song)
8) Cowboy Cazenovia - Carrie Underwood (girl song)
8) Blown Away - Carrie Underwood
9) Before he cheats - Carrie Underwood
10) Wasted - Carrie Underwood
11) Remember when - Carrie Underwood
12) All American Girl - Carrie Underwood
*Carrie fan* (hence my profile pic)
13) Beautiful Beautiful - Francesca Battistelli
14) Strangely dim - Francesca Battistelli
15) Crave - For King and Country
16) Love's to blame - For King and Country
17) Best song ever - One Direction XD
18) Story of my life - One Direction XD
19) NY to LA - Press Play
20) Wherever we go - Newsboys
21) 22 - Taylor Swift
22) Hurricane - Natalie Grant
23) Overcomer - Mandisa
Okay and basically add all of the album Crave by For King and Country and the album Gold by Britt Nicole!!
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XD That's a load of lesson you threw on me there : P
Thanks i'll check them out soon. :)
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Merry Christmas! Have fun there ^^
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Well I just have so many favs I had to tell them all XD Merry CHRISTmas and have a happy happy happy new year!
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Haha...
I nearly died without eating your peanut butter. 17 friends came over to my place at late midnight sneakily since two of them had my house keys. They (I don't know how) changed the whole interior of my beautiful edifice and threw a big bang party the moment i opened my eyes. I fell down my bed and they grabbed my face and threw a dish sized cake at me with full power (Glad there wasn't a tray behind it or i was done for >.<) Then when i managed to regain sight consciousness, i saw there were colorful water like balloons in tons of buckets almost every where in my room and the house and that almost everything was covered with plastic. Then came the THUD! There was a group like yell by a female friend from somewhere away "Merry Christmas!" or something similar to that : P
I was surprised and got up and was escorted by two friends out of my room whom i was questioning "thanks and how'd you guys even get here?" etc until friends from all other rooms of my beloved edifice came rushing towards with those colored water balloons and started throwing them at each other, recharging from all the almost endless buckets there. Moments later i found out that was paint! >.>
That continued for like an hour till we were out of our homely tactics using the kitchens and doors and diving and rolling around here and there to avoid getting hit by their paint balloons. Then we exchanged presents. One of my friend told me that he "BORROWED" my atm card and got all 17 people an Xperia ZL each with each having an option to opt for an Iphone 5c or and Xperia ZL but all of them got the Xperia ZL. I couldn't do much than smile. I got 4 Laptops of different kinds, 2 Lenovo Thinkpads that were exactly the same thing!, tons of candy and some BOOKS! : P It was a fun day and we were all covered with paint, reminiscing about what to do later on. I'm leaving for Vegas tomorrow with 51 other maybe 2 more people for a vacation for 2 days :))
What happened at your end?
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Omgoodness!! That was... fun!! Lol mines just gonna sound lame now... :P We (me, my parents, and two sisters) woke up early (yesterday) and all got in our minivan and drove three hours to my homeland Oklahoma. There we had to experience my crazy 10 year old cousin :P then we did a white elephant... then we got in the van and came back home to go to bed after watching It's a Wonderful Life XD
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haha oh well, my fun still couldn't match the excitement and warmth felt when with the family. You know you're quite lucky to live with your family right now :) I'm adapted and much more is that my guardians barely tell me about my past... Oklahoma? Hmm... I 've never been there before, must be a nice place. Haha i loved the ending part "then we got in the van and came back home to go to bed after watching It's a Wonderful Life XD" XDD
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I know I am certainly blessed to live with my family and I thank God for that. Hope everything works out for you :) You know Reba? Well I lived right by where she used to :) My all-time favorite singer, Carrie Underwood, is also from my "part of the woods" in Oklahoma. Hehe <--- @Lovedtheending XD
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Indeed. I don't know about English singer. I'm in Japan :P
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Oh well that's cool!!! :) I've never been to India....
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yeah... XD what? Me neither.
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I've also never been to the Philipeans
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Its a nice place. Been there a couple of times. You out not to : P Really. Come to Japan for once and you'd love a new culture, i guess...
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Haha I guess I'll have to :) I'll tell ya when I come ;)
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Most likely you'll be ok--I would not recommend making a habit of eating expired foods! Or dating people who are past their expiration date :)

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OMG yes you will die! **cries** I'll host you're funeral!

Just kidding.....you were probably fine... one time, last year, I hate PB that expired in 2009. Nothing happened. Nothing. Not even a stomache ache.

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I'd miss talking to you :) I'll send emails from heaven. I hear there's a very strong wifi signal ;)
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and you said your ugly......-_- your soooooo cute horan!
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Lol what? Why did you call me cute?
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when i saw u'r pic the first time i wrote this.......thank God u were not face to face with me other wise i would have killed u with my suffocating hug.......i dont look so tough now right?;)
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Lol! I'm nottttt cute...... lol people always say that idk why!
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because u are!! *pinching u'r cheek* i dont praise everyone but when i do i'm honest
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Lol thanks haha (: People say I'm a cute girl with dimples.....xD
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and believe that u r cuz u r! :)
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Lol thanks :3
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u r welcome!:)
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(cries so hard)
I will miss you!!!!

Kidding, you'll be fine

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hmm.... everyone will guess u r kidding if u post this question in this category!

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You might die, but here is the antidote:

Make sure it's storming outside. Get a metal hanger and attach it to a bright blue microwave. Get a chihuahua and have it bark in 4/4 time with Beethoven's 5th symphony at the hanger. Then hurry and grab the peanut butter, and a jelly of your choice, along with two slices of bread. Take one slice of bread spread peanut butter on it and stick it to the hanger, then take the other slice and spread the jelly on it, all while the chihuahua is still barking at the hanger. Stick the jellied bread on the other side of the hanger across from the peanut buttered one, like a sandwich with a hanger in the middle of it. Then take all of your mother's best glasses and set them in a row in front of the microwave. (make sure they're glass) and then, take as many electronics as out can muster and get them all and plug them all in near the microwave. Fill two of the glasses with Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper and, while singing the highest known note a person can sing, (a G10) pour the diet cherry soda on the electronics. Lightning should come hit the (still barking) chihuahua and you, freeing you of your sickness.

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