If you want to get into the science of it, the fastest anyone has ever circumnavigated the globe by air is 62.15 hours--and that's just to fly around it, not to stop at every house. To cover even just the diameter of the earth north to south and east to west, he'd have to circumnavigate it twice, and there's plenty of ground to cover in between. So if Santa's sleigh is comparable to the fastest aircraft flown by the fastest pilot...he would have to have left sometime last week. If not last month. And I'm not sure how he'd deal with the problem of presents appearing early, because he certainly can't hit every house in the world on the same night.
If we accept the postulate that Santa exists and delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls on Christmas Eve--and come on, who doesn't accept that??--the only possible explanation is that Santa's reindeer and sleigh are capable of faster-than-light travel, or that Santa possesses some magical object that allows him to be in several places at once.
Which makes sense, seeing as how he sees you when you're sleeping AND knows when you're awake. ;-)
So your answer is...Santa's everywhere. So be good!
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Are you kidding? .. He drives waaay too fast to even detect on radar. No way of knowing his wearabouts at any given moment .. UNLESS ... He got himself one o'those fancy smancy GPS doomahiggers with a locate function (probably has one on his Iphone). I hear Santa is pretty high tech nowdays.
I guess it really doesn't matter where he is or where he's going .. because I always know where he's been .. cause .. EVERY Christmas there seems to a very discretely placed pile of reindeer poop in my back yard. I guess Santa is such a rush he doesn't seem to have time to scoop the poop!