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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda

Knock knock!
Who's there? Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

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Knock Knock
Who's There ?
Olivia
Olivia Who ?
Olivia (I Live Here) so let me in

:) :) :)

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dumbbell. Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock!
Who's there!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?!!
Knock Knock!!
Oh! I get it! Knock Knock who?
It's about time you answered the door!

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little silly
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what the f...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
. . . .
Um, nobody who?
. . . .
. . . .

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Lame. Lol
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Lol, do you know a knock-knock joke that isn't?
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Hey, have you been strolling around here in one of your other profiles?
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Hey; No. My phones been off until just now. Why??
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Lol, I liked your new joke:)
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And I only have this profile at the moment.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ugly witches' house.
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
The Chicken! :)

OR, if you are talking to someone you love ex) bf, gf, or someone you're kissing up to, say the beautiful Lady's house / handsome man's house.

Hope you liked! :3

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lame not funny
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Knock knock jokes are lame. But I'll leave you a joke.
Why did the blonde turn into the ditch?

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Because she left her blinker on.
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Lol, wow, but *my* joke was lame? The only blonde jokes I know can't be posted. .
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Do you remember me telling you that 'blonde' jokes are the only jokes I know?
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Only because the majority of my gf's *are* blonde. Lol
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Yes, I remember:) Working on a car atm, but I'll catch you in a couple hours if you're still on. Feel free to post some jokes:)
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Haha, okay. Don't work too hard. And I'll leave you a joke later. I think I already told you it tho.
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Hey!!!! Blonde over here ;)
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And you're my favorite blonde, miss. Lol (((hugs))) *Kissing up.
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Well you know us blondes .. Flattery and sweet lies may confuse us ;) for a second !!!;)
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Shots? Haha!
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Ahhh now you know the way to my heart !!;)
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Oh, I know. Hehe ;D
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A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the L.A. River when she
stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it,
and SNAP!!!, a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the
Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish.

She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get three
wishes if I ever found a Genie."

The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are a
fairy-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?"

The lady didn't hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East .
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and Gringos to love the Arabs." She continued, "It will bring world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE! Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make another wish and please be reasonable! HIJOLE!"

The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. I want a boyfriend Mexicano... but a good one! You
know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes dancing cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and I want him to get along con mi familia. Oh, and make sure that he is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's what I wish for....a good Mexican man!"

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said, "Vieja
chingada!!!... Let me see that pinche map again.
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Hey Kelly esta bueno el chiste! A couple of viejitos go to the doctors to get a check up and the doctor gives them a clean bill of health but since they are getting older the doc said it would be best to start writing things down so they don't forget. The viejitos are sitting down at home watching tv so Ernesto gets up and tells his viejita Marta that he's going to the kitchen to get some ice cream. Marta tells Ernesto to get her some so he says ok. Marta then tells him that maybe he should write it down so he don't forget. Ernesto says no mija you want a bowl of ice cream like me. She says yes viejo you're right. So Ernesto is about to go in the kitchen when Marta stops him and tells him to add chocolate syrup with peanuts and whip cream. Ernesto says ok but them Marta tells Ernesto that maybe he should write it down so he don't forget. Ernesto says no mija you want a bowl of ice cream with chocolate syrup peanuts and whip cream right? Yes says Marta so there goes Ernesto into the kitchen and comes back 10 minutes later with a plate of huevos, bacon, and ham. Marta looks down at her plate and then looks up at Ernesto and says: Where's the pinchi toast?
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Hi amiga Kelly I thought you're chiste was great. As for work I started at 2am this morning. I'll be going to Oregon maana. I'm just getting back from battling the flu for a week and a half. Had to come here also to get my mind off my 49ers lose. And no I'm not the bad boy type lol. I didn't win my wife over by showing mucho machismo. I would say my charm prevailed
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dude too many comments on ur comment
hahaha i think i just made a joke
not funny right?
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Uuuuuuuuhhhhh no
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Cuz she was trying to turn off the blinker!

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I agree with Kali

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1. Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.

2. We did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.

Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
No, google

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best one here...
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