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is it illegal to be naked in the woods in the united states

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound? If on the other hand someone hears it, it could scare the crap out of them and the tree could get arrested.

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thats funny :)
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Everything is illegal in the US. We have lost our freedom.

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lol
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including eating?! and talking? OH NO IM TALKING IMMA GOING TO JAIL WAAAAAA lololololol
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Yes

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Yes

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No, if you are in a restricted area such as a nudist colony or on private property in the boondocks. We as Americans look at nudism as evil. In Europe, the beaches are often topless or nude. Yes, I sacrificed one eye.

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lol
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Good to know the politicians are putting their time and our money to good use :(

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A Big YES!!!!!! From personal experience!!!!! The FINE was not worth the experience!

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i would love to hear the story
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so would i text meh
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jk its funny tho
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I think it is

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yes it is illegal. being naked at all except for on your own property you could be arrested for. ever heard of flashing people? ITS ILLEGAL

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unless no one is watching

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Yes, but just don't get caught.

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Having sex in the woods. Yes it is. Being naked. Yes.

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