Timmy brought his Pussy Cat to school one day and the teacher asks ! Why did you bring your cat to school today Timmy?? Timmy says I heard my Dad tell my Mom , I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids go to school!!!
so cinderella is getting ready to go to this ball with the love of her life and her fairy godmother shows up.. but cinderella looks terrible, her clothes are rags, shes all dirty and her hair is a mess. so her fairy godmother says"okay, look I can help you.. I'll fix your hair, clothes, make up, ill do it all but you HAVE to be back by midnight". and cinderella says "thank you so much! but I have another problem.." as she points to her crotch. "oh dear.." says her fairy godmother.. "well.. here, I'll help you, but if you don't get back home by midnight then it will turn into a pumpkin again.." so cinderella says okay and goes to the ball and 11:55 rolls around and shes not home yet.. then 12 and shes still not home.. 12:30 rolls around.. still not home. so at 2:30 am cinderella comes rolling in the house, clothes in rags, hair a mess, make up awful. her fairy godmother shouts "oh my god! where have you been?! it's 2:30 in the morning!" and cinderella says, well I was having a great time at the party but when midnight came around I met this guy named peter peter..."