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Where is your hiding spot? If you had something that you needed to hide in your house, where would you put it?

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Wouldn't you like to know

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If i had something to hide, I would tape it to a fan blade or slide it behind some wallpaper if it was very thin and flat, and if it was kind of bulky I would tear a hole in the wall and stuff it back there, but I would have to make sure that either I can patch the hole back up easily, or I would have to make the hole low to the ground and place a heavy piece of furniture in front it like a large dresser.

...This is all... hypothetical... right?

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I like the fan blade idea i think im going to do that Lol
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the trashcan

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I have a hollow book in my library that no one knows about

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Until now! Lol!
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Now everyone knows! Lol
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Haha Mikale ya beat me to it!
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I read somewhere that cat burglers look at books that do not match your other books in subject matter, size, quality of binding,etc to find your "safe" book. You can buy these hollow books anywhere.
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I'm not telling you, you might find it!

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What is it?????
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Mr_FadedGlory
You "keaster" it don't you?
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I'm not telling, but it's in a safe place, trust me...dang you Faded! Don't give them any hints!
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lol you better HOPE nobody looks there
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Or, that Mikale doesn't sneeze or fart!
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Oops..., excuse me.
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lmbo!
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I found it...eeeewww
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Mr_FadedGlory
Okay, ynp and Kuu is here. Where's Raleigh to tell me that she doesn't like my answer?
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ynp! how are you?
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Hey! No girls allowed! Get outta here you two!
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The "hi" sign Mikale.
Let this meeting of the "He-Man Women Haters Club" now come to odor!!!
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@ Faded - I've been nice today, behave or I'll throw a coconut at you.
@ Mikale - be nice or I'll tell them where I found it...
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I'll be Alfalfa, you can be "Spanky"
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I wanna be Darla. Please, please can I be Darla?!
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im great lol i cant find any good questions today........ somebody asked where is new orleans, and i had to break it to the that its in california where all the goid stuff is. lol
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Kuu, you can be Darla, ynp can be Buckweat...
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Alfalfa, sing me a song...
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who was that girl all
ways competing with darla?
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Is that a "no" on the Buckwheat suggestion?
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Oh, come on! If someone called me Buckwheat, I'd laugh my but off! Only because I know I look nothing like that. That was funny ynp! I'm sorry, that was funny!
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You know I was just kidding ynp...
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Alfalfa that's a part of you I've never seen before.
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I swear I was going to stick up for you ynp, I was too busy wiping the tears from my eye's. From laugh... I mean from crying, cuz, uhhh... I felt so bad for you. Yeah, that's it!!!
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She insisted on hanging around our clubhouse...
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ynp - i cant find any other girls...do you wanna pick one of these? Froggy? Butch? Stymie? I'll keep looking...
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Alfalfa, this drink tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!
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I think she's mad at me, but that's "O-Tay"...
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Mary Anne!! ynp - you can be Mary Anne, she's Weezer's older sister and full of spunk...
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Full of what?! Ya ynp, you can be her!
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Hahahaha! You guys are soooooo funny!!! :)
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surprised why i wasnt so quick to say why are you asking the. But probably in a wall or tv

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My sock drawer.

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which drawer is you sock drawer i need some duck food lol
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Huh??^^
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Lamp!!
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my pick is a duck..... sock drawer money = duck food.
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Lol your comments are always the funniest duck man
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and yours are always the smartest cuteandfunnyandsmart
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man you're nosey. but i cut a hole in my carpet behind my dresser if you must know

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Are you a burglar? :)

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Under my hubbys boxers.

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bentheredunthat

Toilet tank; vegetable crisper; an old shoe or boot.

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Probably in my closet because NO ONE THINKS ABOUT GOING IN THERE!

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Until now
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Ok thats creepy.
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Hahaha
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In my flower vase n also I have a Christmas ornament that my neice gave me yrs ago & the bottom of it opens.......secretly:). Behind a picture in a frame, figurines/nic-nacks that have a hole or opening at bottom is great!

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Under mattress

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In my girl friends parents garage

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Haha. Better hope they don't find it
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I would say but then they wouldnt be hiding spots anymore

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i wont tell lol
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He is just asking on ASK.com...lol
I think a good place might be in the refrigerator. :)

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I would tape it to the ceiling in a not so noticeable spot such as a closet ceiling that is rarely used

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I don't know why you are asking this question or what you are trying to hide and from whom, but any law enforcement agency/individual worth their salt should be able to find damn near anything they have a warrant for as long as it is in your house/property especially with the aid of dogs as well. If you got a stash of porno mags you're trying to hide, I used to put mine in the middle of my mothers Goodhousekeeping magazines. If you're just trying to hide something from one of your siblings for a prank, then the fan idea aint too bad, that could backfire if the fan starts spinning kind of funny though

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Don't worry, it's only hypothetical... I think.
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he didnt say any swear words?
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or she sorry jeb i dont know if your male or female lol
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The last time I checked I was male. Wait, let me check again...Yup still there, not working as well as it used to, but its still there, I'm male alright. I have been called otherwise by some of the other members of my species. What are you asking Guss7116 about the swear words???
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The person that was complaining about swear words has been removed from ask completely. Their comments have also been completely wiped clean.
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oh not me some one said you was swearing and i said i didnt see any sir.
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OK, thanks for clearing that up guys--I think.
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What happens when your momma decides to go thru her magazines?
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First of all, my momma no longer goes through my magazines cuz the type I have will make Hustler look like Boys Life and I have to hide them from her because if she sees them she'll have a coronary! I keep the "tamer" ones like Penthouse and Mamazon out in the open, just to serve as a deterrent from proceeding any further into the "jungle''. Secondly when I was younger, I learned very quickly that hiding anything in my room that she considered contraband or illicit was an exercise in futility. I learned soon enough that she never dug any lower than one or two back issues of her Ladies Home Journal, Good Housekeeping or Sunset magazines, so I was safe! Overprotective punitive mothers---How dirty old men are born.
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well we have a storage room and it goes under our stairs so i would hide in under the stairs

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ohhhhh the people under the stairs!
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my underear basket...duh

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Dig a hole and hide it in their.

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A safe, drawer, a shoe box, etc..

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My hiding place is in a box inside a box with a little secret box that you cant see unless you open the lid that looks impossible to open:D i keep my notes in there and CANDY

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mmmmmm candy!
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under ur bed

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In my boyfriends secret room!!

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in the back of a stereo

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I asked if that's where you keep a certain type of cigarette
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lol ducks dont get high we could drown man. lol
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If you pull a drawer out completely from a chest or desk. Then, turn it over. You will see there is a little bit of space underneath the drawer. Just enough to tape something flat or something very small.

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like my brain lol
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I'll have to try that sometime!
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Tape stuff inside of your head?
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former what did you say on my answer? it was zapped
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nothins getting in there, its water tight lmbo
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Ew YOU'RE sneaky Faded!
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(oops! I just remembered... I'm not supposed to comment on your answers. I take it back. And can you erase this comment from your memory as well? Thanks!)
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Oh u little...!
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I have a fireproof combination safe in my bedroom closet...NO ONE is getting in there without the combo!

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Easy to take the whole safe...
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not so easy...the safe is built into the walk-in closet lol..came with the condo :)
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Well what are you hiding? Money or a dead person?

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You could hide money in a dead person, then hide the dead person. That's what I call multi tasking!!!
Hi, Nitro! How've you been?
Your very pretty btw! :0P
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Thanx glory! I've been good.... The only problem with putting money in a dead person is when ya gotta take it out and your cash smells like roadkill.
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In my LA Kings beer stein...

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What are "you" hiding? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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How am I being bad?
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Mikale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faded, just teasing cuz you said oh great kuu and ynp. Now get back up there^^^^
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My lock box.

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My secret little passage to Narnia under the stairs.

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Well, when I don't want my brothers to take something of mine I just stick it my bra XP but there's not much room there hehe so under the staircase works too

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Oh my!
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>;) hehehe
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I would tape it to the inside of the back of the toilet Ya know with the chain and giant ball that floats there.

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If it is illegal,you should not have it.Money I would not tell anyone on a post.Credit cards you do not use freeze in ice water wrap in foil,you would notice them missing right away if stolen.Love letter's hem of your curtains.Jewerly if it costs thousands they would never be off my hands,or where ever.

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under bed

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