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Oh well, every happy women has at least one ex boyfriend behind them.
Well, I hope the next girl you kiss has something extremely contagious on her lips!
Well, if that's the case you are not exactly the answer to my prayers!
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity
You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a crap.

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haha :) love them.
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Thanks.
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Those are awesome quotes to put on valentine cards!
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bleeding_lullaby

As to what remark?

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I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?

I'm rubber,
you're glue,
anything you say
bounces of off me
and sticks to you

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spikeOo0

Your face, mom

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Roses are Red and Violets are Blue, Talk to me like that again , and I'll beat you Black and Blue.

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bleeding_lullaby
lol!
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haha good
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bigdaddyd32

"shut up before i rip your eyes out of their sockets and shove them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you."

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darn haha thats good ;O
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Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me!

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fritzmerde

I'm a man, before I stoop down to that level you'll already be dead

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kittiecat97

next time you do that ill shove my foot so far up ur backside a gynecologist wont be able to dig it out!! :) theres one

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cuteandfunny

Your mom.

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how was your day today my little friend?
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Thats what she said(;

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Im sorry, your mother was screaming so loud, I couldn't hear you, or.....your father.

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If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.

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Whenever someone tells me something mean and they wait for a reply I either say 'thank you' or 'not you' and walk away happily. That really gets most bullies mad as most bullies expect people to break down and you won't get in trouble for saying something mean.

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if someone says "You're REALLY stupid!" then you say "you say what you are!..."

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"Um, if I valued your opinion, that might have offended me." Then walk away.

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"I will put my foot up the pink part of your ass so far

that it tickles the back of your tongue!"

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Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family.
Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama
Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.

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