Oh well, every happy women has at least one ex boyfriend behind them. Well, I hope the next girl you kiss has something extremely contagious on her lips! Well, if that's the case you are not exactly the answer to my prayers! You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Now we know why some animals eat their own children. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet. You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one. Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly. People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid. I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are. Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a crap.
Whenever someone tells me something mean and they wait for a reply I either say 'thank you' or 'not you' and walk away happily. That really gets most bullies mad as most bullies expect people to break down and you won't get in trouble for saying something mean.
Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky." Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans! Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change. Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor. Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.... Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family. Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn. Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!" Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!" I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods! Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.