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chibisherry
chibisherry: 1 year ago

What are some funny ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart?

:P I know some things you could do like cart race and playing pop out of the cloths and scare the ham out of people XP

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kuriafiddie
kuriafiddie: 1 year ago

I think some of the things include setting up all the alarm clocks to go at different intervals. Constantly following people and making faces or kisses at them. Taking someone else's cart and switching their items with others. Placing shopping items in people's carts without their permission can get you kicked out of walmart.

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Sundancr
Sundancr: 1 year ago

Careful, what may have worked as some one elses idea, could get you arrested. Keep safe and good luck.

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adam11622: 1 year ago via iPhone
Lol nope. I still have a clean record!
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666_Maggots
666_Maggots: 1 year ago

By shooting it down... Police have big hard shoes...

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adam11622
adam11622: 1 year ago via iPhone

Do you really want to know? Answers from a guy like me? I'll take the high road only because I've offended somebody today and I feel great. Having been to a lot of WalMarts across the country, it appears to be almost impossible short of shoplifting! As long as you're buying, you are welcome! I love you, WalMart. They accept me in my yellow mini skirt and even tighter hot pink tube top.

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Airi
Airi: 1 year ago

Don't even think about it!Bad decision!

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Subarashii15
Subarashii15: 1 year ago

Take one of the bikes they sell there and start riding it down the aisles. My brother did that before and he crashed and broke a bunch of light bulbs and he got evicted forever.

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Mr.answersguy
Mr.answersguy: 1 year ago via iPhone

Get ketchup bottles and start drawing anarchy symbols all over the store.

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