There was a lady that stopped at the same gas station every day for weeks to put air in a tire. One day the guy said; don't you ever buy gas? She said sometimes, but not here. The guy said; I can tell you how to air that tire up at home so you won't drive down here to get it. She said okay. The guy said; you put your mouth on the tail pipe and blow real hard and it will inflate all your tires. She said okay. Next morning she goes out, tire is low, so she gets on the ground, puts her mouth over the tail and blows real hard. Her roommate came out and ask; what are you doing? She told her what the guy said. The roommate said; DAH, you have to roll the windows up first.
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