I can't even remember why I created my Ask account in the first place, but I'm so glad I did. I've found my niche amongst kindred spirits who only want to help others and maybe have a little fun along the way. I'll probably never remember what I was looking for on February 22, 2012 at 12:56 PST (what WOULD I have been looking for at 3:56 p.m. my time?) but I'll always be glad I was. I look forward to getting to know you, kidding around with you, and maybe even engaging in some spirited debate.

Favorite quote from my daddy: "Treat everyone you meet as if their heart is breaking... because it very well may be."

Favorite 'net-related quote: "Don't believe everything you read on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln

Favorite comedic quote: "Silence! I kill you! Infidels!!!" - Achmed the Dead Terrorist (with Jeff Dunham)

Recent favorite serious quote: "Expect problems and eat them for breakfast." Alfred A. Montapert