I'm a forklift operator with a Bachelor's degree in Environmental Science. Life's funny that way. I live in Western MA with my graphic artist/novelist wife and three kids. I'm passionate about humor and The Boston Red Sox. I'm an expert at nothing but have a little knowledge about a lot of things. I'm often accused of channeling Cliff Clavin. Ask me anything and I'll try to give you a helpful answer. If I can't do that I'll give you my best sarcastic remark.