I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes



A person who doesn't just take from you or use you...a person who really cares about you, tries to hear and understand you and doesn't just want to talk about themselves all the time...a person who can keep what you share confidential...a person who doesn't judge you or tell you what to do all the time...a person who doesn't need everything to go their way all the time...a person who is thoughtful and takes your feelings into consideration...a person who has a good sense of humor and is fun to be with...a person who has similar interests to yours and likes to do the same things...a person you can trust.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?


If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.