Merry Christmas FOO, I STAR FOR POO, and you would too, if you were coo, but you ain't, or are ya, if you are then I'll star ya, even if it ain't poopy, be funny and stoopy, in your underwear drawer snoopy, all dizzy and loopy, take a big whiff, feelin all stiff, and giddy, Giggity-Giggity, flow so bomb diggity, can't take your eyes off, turn your head and cough, but keep lookin, your wallets tooken, or taken, no fakin, who me, you're mistakin, in the bathroom poopin, need ta wipe, wanna help, I'll even courtesy flush, I know it's big, don't blush, let your eyes feast on my physique, as my anus slowly leaks.....8) -Stolen From NAFTA