An amazing tailgate consists of three things: a grill, an American flag, and koozies. Luckily these items are fairly easy to come by in today’s marketplace.
Nearly all sporting events are light beer friendly. However, if there is any occasion on planet Earth for a heavy beer, it’s during the tailgate for an American sports event. We can let the calories go for one day. Additionally, diehard fans are known to supply some good quality tequila at amazing tailgates, though such a gesture is admittedly rare.
An amazing tailgate may choose to utilize a fold out table for beer pong. This drinking game, typically associated with raucous college parties, is acceptable to adults on very few occasions, one being: the amazing tailgate. Supplies: folding table, 22 red Solo cups, 2 ping-pong balls, water, beer, and finesse.
As mentioned earlier, a tailgate may be preceded by “amazing” if and only if tailgaters are enjoying the pleasure of holding a beer koozie, which accomplishes two things: it keeps beer cold and makes anyone look significantly more serious about the sporting event at hand.
A grill and knowledgeable chef is necessary to accomplish: hamburgers, cheeseburgers, hot dogs, and sausage and pepper heroes - at the very least. This smorgasbord isn’t necessary for a group of sports fans to throw a regular tailgate. To include the adjective “amazing,” in the event description, then a full supply of the aforementioned menu is without question.
An American Flag
Besides team clothing, jerseys, bumper stickers, team flags, face paint, giant foam hands, and the occasional primal scream, no tailgate is amazing without the American cloth waving gallantly in each passing wind. Stick it on the truck’s radio antennae if need be. Find a way to raise the flagpole, if an amazing tailgate is in order.
And never forget to blare country music from the car stereo.