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One day little Johnny was sitting in the park with a bag of McDonald's. He had finished everything but his McDonald's apple pie. The park ranger (that everyone ...

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Nov 10, 2007 ... Category: Apple jokes 0 stars. If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None ...

In case you hadn't heard, it's Pi Day! And as I'm sure it's no surprise, you can probably guess that I want 3.1415926 [...] of these babies in my mouth RIGHT NOW.