The answer to the joke that asks, "What happened to the peanut who went walking late at night?" is that the peanut was assaulted. This answer serves as a pun due to its homophonic resemblance to "a salted."Know More
There are several variations to this joke, including "Two peanuts were walking down the street; one was assaulted."
The joke also makes an appearance in the "Whither Canada" episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus," in a sketch in which the British Army developed a joke that apparently has the power to cause those who hear it to laugh themselves to death. The Germans attempt to turn this peanut joke into a similarly powerful counterweapon but are unable to translate it effectively.Learn more about Jokes
An example of a funny joke about men would be: "Of course women don't work as hard as men; they get it right the first time." This joke is in the form of a one-liner, but jokes about men come in other forms, such as stories or questions and answers.Full Answer >
One really funny short joke is: "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." The joke is formatted like a one-liner, consisting of two sentences with a snappy punch line.Full Answer >
What's worse than it raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis. Many weather jokes are puns, focus on extremes of weather, or compare aspects of weather to human characteristics.Full Answer >
One particularly funny cat joke is, "What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?" The answer is a sourpuss.Full Answer >