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How do you play "Screw Your Neighbor"?

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Gather a group of four or more players, deal at least seven cards to each player, and play as you try to get rid of all the cards in your hand. The player with the fewest points when the first player hits 500 points is the winner of the game.

  1. Gather the players

    This game can be played with as few as four players but is more fun with at least five players. This card game may not be ideal for children who cannot hold many cards in their hands, since at times a player has to hold a large number.

  2. Shuffle decks together, and deal

    The game is played with four entire decks, including the jokers. Add extra jokers and deuces to make the game more interesting, if desired. The dealer deals at least seven cards to each player but can deal more. Cards not dealt are stacked in the middle of the table where players can draw, and one card is placed next to it to start the discard pile.

  3. Play from the starting card in the discard pile

    The card in the discard pile is considered the first card "played" and affects play in the following ways: if the card is a King, the order of play is reversed and goes to the dealer's right rather than to the left. If the card is an eight, the first player is skipped, and the next player lays down a card. If the card is a Jack, the first player gets to choose the suit that will be played at that time. If the first card is a two, the first player must pick up two cards and end his turn or lay down a joker or a two. If he lays down a joker or a two, then the next player must pick up four cards and end his turn or lay down a joker or another two. If the first card is a joker, then the first player must pick up five cards and end his turn or play a joker or a two. If he does that, then the next player must pick up 10 cards and end his turn or lay down a joker or a two, and so on. Any other card just sets the suit that future cards laid down must be.

  4. Continue to play

    When it is a player's turn, he has to lay down a card that matches the present suit, or lay down a card that changes the suit or ignores the suit. For example, a Jack lets him change the suit. Laying down a two or a joker forces the player next to him to either add a two or a joker. If the next player cannot add a two or a joker to the pile, he must pick up two cards for each two and five cards for each joker in that run. This number can be very large. A King reverses play. An eight skips the next player.

  5. End the hand

    The player who lays down his last card that is not a two or a joker ends the hand. Everyone else gets to add up the cards in their hands. If a player lays down his last card, and it is a two or a joker, the play continues with other players adding twos and jokers until they run out.

  6. Score the cards

    The cards are scored. Jokers are 50, and twos are 20. Aces are 15, face cards and 10s are 10. Cards between three and nine are five. Whoever has the lowest score when someone gets to 500 wins the game.

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