How to Get a Dog to Mount You?

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Getting a dog to mount you counts as bestiality in the UK, and is punishable by law. You also risk contracting diseases from the animal. It's highly recommended that you see a psychiatrist about this problem.
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To get a dog to mount you, you have to first consider the fact that dogs and humans mate differently. A dog can seriously harm you due to the fact that they are designed differently. They can also cause infections and other problems due to bacteria that they carry. Also it is considered animal cruelty to engage in bestiality and is highly illegal.
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