family guy Brain: Ugh, I can't beileve you're serving a three year sentance, it seems so harsh. Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of th...
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"You know, your son looks like a f@g to me, you'd better hurry up and get married again or he'll wind up with someones c*ck in mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson" -Reggie Dunlop (Paul Newman) in Slapshot
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in Taxi Belle: We've gotta play to your strengths. And thinkin ain't one of them.
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Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls. Thanks for using ChaCha!
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They were just sentenced to 150 hours mentoring kids. Worst idea ever. They're about to get more than they plea-bargained for.
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"I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much f***n fun, we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our f***n smiles! We'll be whistlin' 'Zip-a-dee-doo-dah' our of our @$$holes!" - National Lampoon's V...
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I'm about 99% sure that the quote is from Sling Blade...
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