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Funny Things To Say To Telemarketers

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How to deal with telemarketers - If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. - If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because...
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First thing is to get your phone number put on a "do not call" registery. The exemptions, who may still call you are political and non-profit groups. https://www.donotcall.gov While the calls are often annoying, remember that unle...
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My stepson had a friend over and was sitting on a beanbag chair in front of the tv watching a movie. My wife(ex) and I were sitting behind them on the couch. A sexy scene (to a child) came up and my stepson looked at his buddy and said "...
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"I don’t know about his quotes, but he would have a list of things that he would say. One great quote he would always use - we could be playing any team, and you know any team has an All-Star on that team. Well, if that particular guy ...
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"Howdy. This is timber's phone. I may or may not be near the phone, but as you've probably figured out by now, I'm not gonna answer it. If it seems worth it to you, leave a message. If it seems worth it to me, I'll get back to you. Wai...
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Sure...Here are a few of my favorites: Marge: Well, everybody's got a fear of something. Homer: Not ...
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When a persistent telemarketer calls you, the one thing you can do to irritate the person is talk gibberish and at a full speed.
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I once got a call during dinner, so I said, "Hang on, I need to finish eating." I set the receiver on the table, and finished dinner with my family. We had a great time fabricating all sorts of off-the-wall conversations for the t...
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