One particularly funny cat joke is, "What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?" The answer is a sourpuss....
Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself? A. She's smoking a
cigarette. Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
Felines have never been funnier than in this collection of cat jokes.
Cats are the target of many great children's jokes and these cat jokes for kids are
no exception. Print these out for the kids and all of their friends can share in the ...
JOKES ABOUT CATS. Cat. Can a cat play patty-cake? Pawsibly! Can anything
be smarter than a cat that can count? Yes, a spelling bee! Did you hear about the
Funny cat jokes. Two female cats are sitting on the fence passing the time of day
when a really handsome male cat walks by and winks at them.. More one-liners ...
Apr 13, 2013 ... Here is a silly collection of some of the cat jokes I could find on the internet. I
hope ... What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
Funny cat jokes, puns, and riddles. Clean and fun for all.
Aug 6, 2011 ... How about a bunch of short funny cat jokes to lighten up your day? Here are a
few favorites and classics! Guaranteed to be amewsing.