Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck
Norris that have ... to their last question, he called the Chuck Norris Facts "weird
but wildly popular sayings"...
Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds. When an episode of Walker
Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just ...
Aug 2, 2008 ... Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45
minutes having sex with his waitress. Chuck Norris is the only man ...
Mar 10, 2016 ... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris's calendar goes
straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
List contains only the most popular Chuck Norris facts/quotes, images, one-liners,
puns, etc., (nothing dirty) and the best ones are voted to the front of the list.
Here are the funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of the year. Check out ... One time
chuck Norris through a grenade and killed 20 people... than the grenade
Jokes about Chuck Norris. ... When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris
takes this as a personal insult. A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more ...
May 9, 2013 ... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...
twice. After a night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, ...
Aug 6, 2007 ... Chuck Norris is the star of more than 20 films and the long-running TV ... I was
recently reading an online article titled, “The greatest one-liner in ...
That's the best one there is here! I love it! I guess physics just got crapped on.M+
24. by far the best nobody can do this but Chuck Norris... I'm still laughing man.