Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck
Norris that have ... to their last question, he called the Chuck Norris Facts "weird
but wildly popular sayings"...
... and jokes. Choose a fact and have a top Chuck Norris fact on t-shirt, shirt or
hoodie. ... No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French
surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Chuck Norris doesn't
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the .... On his
birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Jokes about Chuck Norris. ... When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris
takes this as a personal insult. A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more ...
Dec 26, 2013 ... When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and .... Chuck
Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the ...
May 9, 2013 ... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...
twice. After a night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, ...
That's the best one there is here! I love it! I guess physics just got crapped on.M+
23. by far the best nobody can do this but Chuck Norris... I'm still laughing man.
List contains only the most popular Chuck Norris facts/quotes, images, one-liners,
puns, etc., (nothing dirty) and the best ones are voted to the front of the list.
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the
plaque jumps out. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up,