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Dec 26, 2013 ... When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and .... Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the ...

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List contains only the most popular Chuck Norris facts/quotes, images, one-liners, puns, etc., (nothing dirty) and the best ones are voted to the front of the list.

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Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's ...

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Aug 2, 2008 ... Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Chuck Norris is the only man ...

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Apr 19, 2016 ... "Chuck Norris facts" have arguably overshadowed all of the actor's ... No one fools Chuck Norris. ... Gallery: Woody Allen: 40 best one-liners ...