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Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just ...

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Aug 2, 2008 ... Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Chuck Norris is the only man ...

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List contains only the most popular Chuck Norris facts/quotes, images, one-liners, puns, etc., (nothing dirty) and the best ones are voted to the front of the list.

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Jokes about Chuck Norris. ... When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult. A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more ...

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May 9, 2013 ... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. After a night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, ...

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Aug 6, 2007 ... Chuck Norris is the star of more than 20 films and the long-running TV ... I was recently reading an online article titled, “The greatest one-liner in ...

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Here are the best "facts" about the one and only, Chuck Norris. If you know some new great joke, then don't forget to write it in the Facebook comments at the ...

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the .... On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.