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Chuck Norris facts - Wikipedia


Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have ... In the answer to their last question, he called the Chuck Norris Facts "weird but wildly popu...

Chuck Norris One Liners | Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor


Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just ...

Top 100 Chuck Norris Jokes & Facts


Vote for your favorite Chuck Norris Jokes and facts with our 5-star Chuck Norris Jokes rating system. ... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Humor: Top 100 Chuck Norris Facts | Bleacher Report


Aug 2, 2008 ... Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure ... Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.

The 20 best Chuck Norris facts - The Telegraph


Mar 10, 2016 ... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.

The Jokes | The Internet Chuck Norris Database


Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the .... On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris Jokes - BrainDen.com


Here are the best "facts" about the one and only, Chuck Norris. If you know some new great joke, then don't forget to write it in the Facebook comments at the ...

Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris Facts - Jokes4us.com


Jokes about Chuck Norris. ... When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult. A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more ...

The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes


Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move. 13. ... Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. 25.

Greatest 1-liners in tough-guy movie history - WND.com


Aug 6, 2007 ... Chuck Norris is the star of more than 20 films and the long-running TV ... I was recently reading an online article titled, “The greatest one-liner in ...