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Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds. When an episode of Walker
Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just ...
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the .... On his
birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris. ... When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris
takes this as a personal insult. A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more ...
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons consisting of two pieces
of wood connected by a chain were called "Nun Barrys". No one ever did find ...
Feb 1, 2011 ... 27) When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds
that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a ...
May 9, 2013 ... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...
twice. After a night of partying, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, ...