Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to
Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is.
One prick - all gone; Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the ...
Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke; Confucius say, man ...
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Confucius say: man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with ...
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and funny sayings that will light up your day.
Confucius Say... 151. "Man like baby - want to suck tit all day." 150. "Man who
screw blender no longer man." 149. "Some Men like guns - shoot blanks." 148.
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behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
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Woman ... "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!" "It takes ...
Confucius is wise, in fact we'd be much wiser taking his advice. Below are the top
15 Confucius sayings, otherwise known as his famous analects. While there ...
Confucius says, "Women who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge".
Confucius say, "Man who date Dynamite women get Big Bang out of her."