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One prick - all gone; Confucius say, bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush; Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ...

27 Confucius Say Quotes that are Actually Funny - World Domination

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Dec 1, 2014 ... The following is the ultimate top 27 list of Confucius say quotes. ... A list of the most witty, intelligent, and actually funny Confucius say quotes.

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Confucius Say A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded. Confucius Say Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good ...

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Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is.

Lots of Funny Confucius Quotes, Jokes & Sayings

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Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag. Confucius say: A man with  ...

The Best Confucius Jokes Ever Collected - Really Funny Stuff

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Well, let's just say that the funny 'Confucius say' jokes are about everything else but morality, correctness, justice, and sincerity - serious subjects which occupied  ...

Confucius Quotes - BrainyQuote

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Quotations by Confucius, Chinese Philosopher, Born 551 BC. ... figure, almost mythical in the modern world, often credited with saying things he did not say.

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Aug 5, 2008 ... On wisdom, Confucius say... Couple who have sex on Weigh Bridge,f*****g on BIG Scale! Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways ...

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Confucius Say: Man who drop watch in toilet have sh1tty time. Confucius Say: Woman who put husband in dog house, will soon find him in cat ...