Dec 1, 2014 ... The following is the ultimate top 27 list of Confucius say quotes. ... A list of the
most witty, intelligent, and actually funny Confucius say quotes.
Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to
Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is.
Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius
say: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag. Confucius say: A man with
Quotations by Confucius, Chinese Philosopher, Born 551 BC. ... figure, almost
mythical in the modern world, often credited with saying things he did not say.
Feb 11, 2015 ... But it being a Confucius saying.. "Baseball is all wrong" is the key phrase... a
normal man carrying four nuts in his pants would not be able to ...
Confucius Says ~. Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit. Man
who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth. Man who gets kicked in balls, left
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Aug 5, 2008 ... On wisdom, Confucius say... Couple who have sex on Weigh Bridge,f*****g on
BIG Scale! Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways ...
Jul 9, 2009 ... The Legendary comedian Redd Foxx tells some Confucius jokes.
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