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Feb 24, 2008 ... Funny Sayings of Confucius (Part V). Confucius say: Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning. Thank you to ...

Confucius Quotes - BrainyQuote

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Quotations by Confucius, Chinese Philosopher, Born 551 BC. ... figure, almost mythical in the modern world, often credited with saying things he did not say.

Confucius Say... - Wisdom - Jokes Database

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Confucius Say... 151. "Man like baby - want to suck tit all day." 150. "Man who screw blender no longer man." 149. "Some Men like guns - shoot blanks." 148.

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Feb 11, 2015 ... It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Dec 1, 2010 ... Confucius Say. .... Confucius say: 'Oral sex makes man's week whole. .... My mom (born in the 50's) told me my favorite "Confucius say..." when I ...

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27 Confucius Say Quotes that are Actually Funny - World Domination

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Dec 1, 2014 ... The following is the ultimate top 27 list of Confucius say quotes. ... A list of the most witty, intelligent, and actually funny Confucius say quotes.

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Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is.

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