Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?" A
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Brian was pulled over for speeding, and as the cop approached his car, he
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Sorry, Officer ... I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead
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Don't say this to a cop. The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you
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