In April 1984, National Lampoon published the first of Jack Handey's Deep
Thoughts. Additional Deep Thoughts appeared in the ...
Mar 18, 2009 ... Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey Of The Day. Two dozen of my favorites. 24)
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the ...
May 26, 2015 ... Thirty-five of the funniest Jack Handey quotes that will make you marvel at the
genius of Saturday Night Live's most talented philosopher!
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Apr 24, 2014 ... One time I was biting into a Nectarine, and I thought "This doesn't taste like a
nectarine." Then I looked down, and it was actually a human head.
Feb 25, 2005 ... Funniest Jack Handy Quotes (SNL) .... My favorite, which is both funny and deep,
is: "If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think ...
Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is most
famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large corpus of surrealistic one-liner jokes.
May 11, 2015 ... Before there was internet snark — way back in the dark ages of the '90s — there
were Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. For the uninitiated ...
Jack Handey s books include the Deep Thoughts series, "What I d Say to the
Martians" "and Other Veiled Threats", " "and "Fuzzy Memories. "His writing for ...
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