Oct 23, 2014 ... see photosAP Photo/Matthew MeadClick for full photo gallery: The Most
Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work For the last 10 years, job listing ...
May 18, 2013 ... It might not be uncommon for workers to fake a sick day just to skip work, but
some apparently feel the need to get a little more creative, ...
Nov 16, 2014 ... We all have those days where we just don't feel like it. "It" meaning anything and
everything. We don't feel like going to work, cleaning, cooking, ...
Apr 17, 2015 ... We dread this day so much that we have all come up with the most hilarious,
ridiculous and outrageous excuses to miss work on a Monday.
99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early. firstname.lastname@example.org.UMN.EDU (Eric D.
Hendrickson). (chuckle). This was printed in the Minneapolis Star Tribune on May
Nov 19, 2015 ... 'Employee broke his arm reaching to grab a falling sandwich' and other strange
excuses bosses have heard for missing work.
Oct 23, 2014 ... A CareerBuilder survey shows that employees can get pretty darn creative when
thinking up excuses for missing work.
Feb 2, 2015 ... "My trousers split on the way to work" and "I've got a sore finger" are among the
worst excuses given by employees to get out of work. ... The worst excuses for
crying off a day's work were found in a study .... Funny fruit and veg.
Actual excuses given by employees ... I'm too fat to get into my work pants. ...
Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores
The real question here is: Did any of the bosses actually believe these insane
excuses? Because if so, we fear for the stability of their company. On the other ...