Oct 23, 2014 ... see photosAP Photo/Matthew MeadClick for full photo gallery: The Most
Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work For the last 10 years, job listing ...
99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early. firstname.lastname@example.org.UMN.EDU (Eric D.
Hendrickson). (chuckle). This was printed in the Minneapolis Star Tribune on May
Apr 17, 2015 ... We dread this day so much that we have all come up with the most hilarious,
ridiculous and outrageous excuses to miss work on a Monday.
Oct 20, 2015 ... We've all pulled a sickie at least once – whether to go an event, keep an
appointment, or simply avoid a day at work - and there's no point in ...
May 18, 2013 ... It might not be uncommon for workers to fake a sick day just to skip work, but
some apparently feel the need to get a little more creative, ...
Actual excuses given by employees ... I'm too fat to get into my work pants. ...
Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores
Oct 23, 2014 ... A CareerBuilder survey shows that employees can get pretty darn creative when
thinking up excuses for missing work.
Feb 2, 2015 ... The worst excuses for crying off a day's work were found in a study of .... the
funniest one I saw, scrawled in orange marker across 6 lines of the ...
Oct 24, 2014 ... Of all the reasons you'd consider giving your boss for not going into work, I'm
guessing none of the following would feature: 'My false teeth flew ...
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