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www.rd.com/funny-stuff/excuses-for-calling-out-of-work

Here, for your amusement and inspiration, are the most ridiculous excuses people have used to get out of work, compiled from five years of actual employee  ...

www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2014/10/23/the-most-ridiculous-excuses-for-skipping-work

Oct 23, 2014 ... see photosAP Photo/Matthew MeadClick for full photo gallery: The Most Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work For the last 10 years, job listing ...

www.businessinsider.com/funny-excuses-people-have-used-to-call-in-sick-2015-10

Oct 19, 2015 ... "Hi boss. I can't come into work today. My grandmother poisoned me with ham." While that may sound like a completely ridiculous excuse, ...

www.socialtalent.co/blog/36-most-ridiculous-excuses-for-not-showing-up-to-work

Feb 26, 2016 ... Sounds like something from a comedy movie right? But it is, in fact, an actual excuse given by an actual person for having to take a day off work!

www.cheatsheet.com/money-career/sick-day-funniest-excuses-for-calling-out-of-work.html/?a=viewall

Jun 6, 2017 ... 'Employee ate too much birthday cake' and some of the other funniest excuses bosses have heard from employees taking a sick day.

www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/89q3/skipwork.605.html

99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early. eric@ux.acss.UMN.EDU (Eric D. Hendrickson). (chuckle). This was printed in the Minneapolis Star Tribune on May  ...

www.independent.co.uk/news/business/analysis-and-features/calling-in-sick-managers-share-14-ridiculous-excuses-by-employees-for-missing-a-day-at-work-a6701206.html

Oct 20, 2015 ... Calling in sick: Managers share 14 ridiculous excuses by employees for missing a day at work. Some of the best excuses sound deeply ...

www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/bueller-has-nothing-on-these

Oct 6, 2015 ... We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us some of the best excuses they've ever used to skip school. Here are some of the best ...

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