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www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2014/10/23/the-most-ridiculous-excuses-for-skipping-work

Oct 23, 2014 ... see photosAP Photo/Matthew MeadClick for full photo gallery: The Most Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work For the last 10 years, job listing ...

www.rd.com/funny-stuff/excuses-for-calling-out-of-work

Here, for your amusement and inspiration, are the most ridiculous excuses people have used to get out of work, compiled from five years of actual employee  ...

www.businessinsider.com/funny-excuses-people-have-used-to-call-in-sick-2015-10

Oct 19, 2015 ... "Hi boss. I can't come into work today. My grandmother poisoned me with ham." While that may sound like a completely ridiculous excuse, ...

www.cheatsheet.com/money-career/sick-day-funniest-excuses-for-calling-out-of-work.html

Jun 6, 2017 ... 'Employee ate too much birthday cake' and some of the other funniest excuses bosses have heard from employees taking a sick day.

www.socialtalent.co/blog/36-most-ridiculous-excuses-for-not-showing-up-to-work

Feb 26, 2016 ... Sounds like something from a comedy movie right? But it is, in fact, an actual excuse given by an actual person for having to take a day off work!

www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/89q3/skipwork.605.html

99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early. eric@ux.acss.UMN.EDU (Eric D. Hendrickson). (chuckle). This was printed in the Minneapolis Star Tribune on May  ...

www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/bueller-has-nothing-on-these

Oct 6, 2015 ... We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us some of the best excuses they've ever used to skip school. Here are some of the best ...

www.independent.co.uk/news/business/analysis-and-features/calling-in-sick-managers-share-14-ridiculous-excuses-by-employees-for-missing-a-day-at-work-a6701206.html

Oct 20, 2015 ... We've all pulled a sickie at least once – whether to go an event, keep an appointment, or simply avoid a day at work - and there's no point in ...

www.welikeviral.com/ridiculously-funny-excuses-miss-work-monday.html

Apr 17, 2015 ... We dread this day so much that we have all come up with the most hilarious, ridiculous and outrageous excuses to miss work on a Monday.

www.experience.com/alumnus/article?channel_id=manage_your_career&source_page=additional_articles&article_id=article_1156540592253

In CareerBuilder's survey "Out of the Office," more than one-third of U.S. workers say they played hooky from work over the last twelve months. Thirty-five percent ...