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The Most Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work - Forbes

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Oct 23, 2014 ... see photosAP Photo/Matthew MeadClick for full photo gallery: The Most Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work For the last 10 years, job listing ...

99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early [rec.humor.funny]

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99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early. eric@ux.acss.UMN.EDU (Eric D. Hendrickson). (chuckle). This was printed in the Minneapolis Star Tribune on May  ...

Ridiculously Funny Excuses To Miss Work On A Monday! | We Like ...

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Apr 17, 2015 ... We dread this day so much that we have all come up with the most hilarious, ridiculous and outrageous excuses to miss work on a Monday.

Calling in sick: Managers share 14 ridiculous excuses by employees ...

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Oct 20, 2015 ... We've all pulled a sickie at least once – whether to go an event, keep an appointment, or simply avoid a day at work - and there's no point in ...

13 Ridiculous Excuses For Missing Work Show Everybody Can Be ...

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May 18, 2013 ... It might not be uncommon for workers to fake a sick day just to skip work, but some apparently feel the need to get a little more creative, ...

FUNNY2™ - Calling in Sick?

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Actual excuses given by employees ... I'm too fat to get into my work pants. ... Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to ...

The Most Outrageous, Real-Life Excuses People Gave For Missing ...

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Oct 23, 2014 ... A CareerBuilder survey shows that employees can get pretty darn creative when thinking up excuses for missing work.

Worst excuses for missing work revealed - Telegraph

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Feb 2, 2015 ... The worst excuses for crying off a day's work were found in a study of .... the funniest one I saw, scrawled in orange marker across 6 lines of the ...

Work: 10 most ridiculous excuses for not going to the office - Telegraph

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Oct 24, 2014 ... Of all the reasons you'd consider giving your boss for not going into work, I'm guessing none of the following would feature: 'My false teeth flew ...

Work excuses funny on Pinterest | To Work, Nervous Breakdown ...

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Explore Jennifer Steininger's board "Work excuses funny" on Pinterest, the world's catalog of ideas. | See more about To Work, Nervous Breakdown and Judo.

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Funny excuses people have used to call in sick - Business Insider

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Oct 19, 2015 ... "Hi boss. I can't come into work today. My grandmother poisoned me with ham." While that may sound like a completely ridiculous excuse, ...

10 Funniest Excuses People Gave for Calling Out of Work

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Jan 19, 2016 ... 'Employee broke his arm reaching to grab a falling sandwich' and other strange excuses bosses have heard for missing work.

20 Worst Excuses for Calling in Sick - Experience.com

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In CareerBuilder's survey "Out of the Office," more than one-third of U.S. workers say they played hooky from work over the last twelve months. Thirty-five percent ...