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www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2014/10/23/the-most-ridiculous-excuses-for-skipping-work

Oct 23, 2014 ... see photosAP Photo/Matthew MeadClick for full photo gallery: The Most Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work For the last 10 years, job listing ...

www.businessinsider.com/funny-excuses-people-have-used-to-call-in-sick-2015-10

Oct 19, 2015 ... "Hi boss. I can't come into work today. My grandmother poisoned me with ham." While that may sound like a completely ridiculous excuse, ...

www.rd.com/funny-stuff/excuses-for-calling-out-of-work

Here, for your amusement and inspiration, are the most ridiculous excuses people have used to get out of work, compiled from five years of actual employee  ...

www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/89q3/skipwork.605.html

99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early. eric@ux.acss.UMN.EDU (Eric D. Hendrickson). (chuckle). This was printed in the Minneapolis Star Tribune on May  ...

www.cheatsheet.com/money-career/sick-day-funniest-excuses-for-calling-out-of-work.html/?a=viewall

Mar 7, 2017 ... 'Employee ate too much birthday cake' and some of the other funniest excuses bosses have heard from employees taking a sick day.

www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/bueller-has-nothing-on-these

Oct 6, 2015 ... 27 Funny, Bizarre, And Ingenious Excuses People Have Used To Skip School. "I searched pressure points on YouTube and used them to make ...

www.independent.co.uk/news/business/analysis-and-features/calling-in-sick-managers-share-14-ridiculous-excuses-by-employees-for-missing-a-day-at-work-a6701206.html

Oct 20, 2015 ... Calling in sick: Managers share 14 ridiculous excuses by employees for missing a day at work. Some of the best excuses sound deeply ...

www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-business/11185028/Work-10-most-ridiculous-excuses-for-not-going-to-the-office.html

Oct 24, 2014 ... 10 most ridiculous excuses for not going to work. CareerBuilder.com has released its annual list of the oddest reasons for not going into the ...

www.welikeviral.com/ridiculously-funny-excuses-miss-work-monday.html

Apr 17, 2015 ... We dread this day so much that we have all come up with the most hilarious, ridiculous and outrageous excuses to miss work on a Monday.

www.experience.com/alumnus/article?channel_id=manage_your_career&source_page=additional_articles&article_id=article_1156540592253

In CareerBuilder's survey "Out of the Office," more than one-third of U.S. workers say they played hooky from work over the last twelve months. Thirty-five percent ...