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The Most Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work - Forbes


Oct 23, 2014 ... see photosAP Photo/Matthew MeadClick for full photo gallery: The Most Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Work For the last 10 years, job listing ...

10 Funniest Excuses People Gave for Calling Out of Work


Jul 26, 2016 ... 'Employee broke his arm reaching to grab a falling sandwich' and other strange excuses bosses have heard for missing work.

Ridiculously Funny Excuses To Miss Work On A Monday! | We Like ...


Apr 17, 2015 ... We dread this day so much that we have all come up with the most hilarious, ridiculous and outrageous excuses to miss work on a Monday.

20 Worst Excuses for Calling in Sick - Experience.com


In CareerBuilder's survey "Out of the Office," more than one-third of U.S. workers say they played hooky from work over the last twelve months. Thirty-five percent ...

Funniest Excuses For Not Going to Work - Undercover Recruiter


99 Excuses for Skipping out of Work - Listverse


Oct 3, 2007 ... ... extra time of occasionally, and all manner of outlandish excuses are given. Here is a list of 99 (mostly funny) excuses for getting out of work.

Sick Employees Excuses - Funny2


Actual excuses given by employees ... I'm too fat to get into my work pants. ... Employee's wife said he couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to ...

13 Ridiculous Excuses For Missing Work Show Everybody Can Be ...


May 18, 2013 ... It might not be uncommon for workers to fake a sick day just to skip work, but some apparently feel the need to get a little more creative, ...

Worst excuses for missing work revealed - Telegraph


Feb 2, 2015 ... The worst excuses for crying off a day's work were found in a study of .... Timeless comedy: a lot of what used to be funny has gone out of date.

Work: 10 most ridiculous excuses for not going to the office - Telegraph


Oct 24, 2014 ... Of all the reasons you'd consider giving your boss for not going into work, I'm guessing none of the following would feature: 'My false teeth flew ...

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Funny excuses people have used to call in sick - Business Insider


Oct 19, 2015 ... "Hi boss. I can't come into work today. My grandmother poisoned me with ham." While that may sound like a completely ridiculous excuse, ...

99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early [rec.humor.funny]


99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early. eric@ux.acss.UMN.EDU (Eric D. Hendrickson). (chuckle). This was printed in the Minneapolis Star Tribune on May  ...

Calling in sick: Managers share 14 ridiculous excuses by employees ...


Oct 20, 2015 ... We've all pulled a sickie at least once – whether to go an event, keep an appointment, or simply avoid a day at work - and there's no point in ...