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Funny One Liners. 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all
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Apr 21, 2015 ... The classic one-liner. That cornerstone of comedy that somehow never seems to
get old and is always producing more and more amusement ...
Oct 7, 2013 ... 30 Painfully Funny One-Liners From 30 Legendary Comedians ... Just some very
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A: FUCKS FUNNY Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a
Northern zoo? A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
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One Liners 1. If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd
have all the money in the world. (thanks to Skyler Stalin) Some people have ...