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George Carlin: Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Robert Benchley: Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Mae West: Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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40+ funny sayings and phrases. Hand picked unique collection of phrases which is sure to be really funny! 'Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody ...

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Hottest funny quotes collection of all time. Easy to read list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. Perfect for sharing, blogging and tweeting.

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Sure, these funny quotes were coined by someone else, but go ahead and share their witty words yourself!

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The best funny statements for any situation! Witty, dumb, provocative, bloodthirsty or peaceful sayings, smart remarks as inspiration or just for fun.

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May 11, 2016 ... 100 funny sayings, quotes, and phrases to hopefully brighten your's or someone else's day.

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Share the best funny quotes collection by famous authors and comedians. Join the fun with our Funny Quote of the Day on the web, Facebook and blogs.

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Popular Funny Puns and Wise Sayings — An exquisite compilation on 1 page.

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Funny Quotes and Sayings: You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!! Never steal. The government hates competition.