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George Carlin: Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Robert Benchley: Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Mae West: Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.


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Funny Quotes and Sayings: You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!! Never steal. The government hates competition.


May 11, 2016 ... 100 funny sayings, quotes, and phrases to hopefully brighten your's or someone else's day.