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40+ funny sayings and phrases. Hand picked unique collection of phrases which is sure to be really funny! 'Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody ...

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The best funny statements for any situation! Witty, dumb, provocative, bloodthirsty or peaceful sayings, smart remarks as inspiration or just for fun.

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100 Funny Sayings, Quotes, and Phrases | LetterPile

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May 11, 2016 ... 100 funny sayings, quotes, and phrases to hopefully brighten your's or someone else's day.

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Funny Sayings. A compilation of funny sayings and short puns - keen and winged words of wisdom - This list can be an inspiration for speeches, letters, greeting ...

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Quotes: Funny
George Carlin: Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Robert Benchley: Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Mae West: Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.