George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American
stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author. Carlin was noted for his black
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Aug 12, 2014 ... Opening monologue from George Carlin's "Life Is Worth Losing" (2005) "I'm a
modern man. A man for the millenium. Digital and smoke free.
George Carlin — 'I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke
free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is ana...
Sep 25, 2010 ... This legendary rant is even better when read. The transcripts I could find always
sucked. So I've made what i hope is a more readable version ...
George Carlin in Baseball and Football ... the most famous stand-up baseball
comedy routines was the following dialog by George Carlin. ... Carlin Monologue
Aug 20, 2010 ... George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words. The big seven words you weren't allowed to
broadcast were: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, ...
Jul 17, 2006 ... Like all sensible people, I'm a huge fan of George Carlin. I regard him .... I mean
the fact that you're impressed by that monologue. I heard him ...
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Jun 23, 2008 ... It speaks volumes about George Carlin's prominence as a comedian that the ... A
Web site of SNL transcripts has the complete monologue.