"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?" "I just can't take the bad
sex anymore". "I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about ...
For nearly 15 years we've had some of the most funny, strange, crazy and cruel
breakup lines submitted to us. Here are a few of the best...
Break up? (get out magic 8 ball) All signs point to YES. -Jimmy Corrona - 3.
Answering machine: "Hi, I'm not home right now, If you're Jerry, hang up, if you
Jun 16, 2014 ... I have not had all of these break-up lines used on me, despite what Joey G ...
Scenario: The ex reached out and looks damn good, so why not?
Dec 7, 2010 ... While talking to that friend of mine about his impending break-up, the question
arose: What's the best way for someone to deliver the bad news ...
Just about all of us have heard -- or even said -- this line as a way of ending a
romantic ... WebMD went to the experts to get the best breakup advice ever.
Aug 11, 2014 ... The “I'm not good enough for you” line isn't going to fool anyone. If someone was
really too good for you, why on Earth would you break up with ...
Oct 12, 2010 ... Yes, all of these break-up lines have been used... on me.
Aug 11, 2013 ... The breakup speech is always difficult to formulate. Depending on the state of
your relationship, and whether not you'd actually like to keep that ...