Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you! (make her look) I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get ...
Jul 25, 2013
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Jun 25, 2014
You'd be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don't date gold diggers! Loading ♡. I just wanna let you know how beautiful you ...
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