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EXCLUSIVE: National clown shortage may be approaching - NY ...

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Feb 17, 2014 ... The tears of a clown may be because no one's around to take the place of ... to Brooklyn Thursday, circus folk fear a national clown shortage is on the horizon. ... in the many facets of clowning to stick with it on the professional level. ... the New York area, said clowns can pull in up to $300 for a birthday part...

There's A Clown Shortage: Who Will Fill Those Big Shoes? : The ...

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Feb 18, 2014 ... "Circus folk fear a national clown shortage is on the horizon," New York's ... So it would seem there are still funny folks ready to pile into a tiny car ... can find us every day on Facebook, Twitter, email, and many other platforms.

Why I choose the clown over the witch - WND.com

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Sep 5, 2016 ... Like many, I was pulling for someone else in the primary race. ... Not to choose, in essence, could be a choice for the potential greater ... So I will pull the lever for the clown. ... besides me there is no God; I equip you, though you do not know me. ... And where was he when the Republican (aka Democrat lite) .....

When Did the Democratic Party Become Such a Nervous Wreck ...

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If the G.O.P. runs on rage, Democrats are governed by anxiety. It wasn't always so. ... headline in The New York Times, of which there is never a shortage. .... likely, the Swift Boating will return in armada force and be crewed by insane clown posses. ... Madcap as it sounds, we choose to tether tensely to reality and view the ...

Sen. Sessions Gets Hammered By Chris Wallace Over Trump's Bad ...

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Jun 19, 2016 ... Jeff Sessions Can't Defend Trump's Bad Week. 'It's Been A ... So, I think there's a lot of things we need to learn from the American people.

Four surprises to watch for at the Democratic Convention | TheHill

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Jul 14, 2016 ... Convention may not have fireworks, but will provide needed spark. ... So many wacky things on tap for Philadelphia next week... Steve Magill ...

Economist's View: Send In The Clowns

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May 11, 2016 ... Paul Krugman: Send In The Clowns: Still boggled by reports that Trump, ... a presidency (unless the president is a Democrat), you should have known that ... And then there's Moore, who has a similarly awesome forecasting record, .... So, the idea that Trump is making stupid tax proposals that don't work is ...

Fact check: Misfires in Hillary Clinton's speech accepting the ...

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Jul 29, 2016 ... Appraiser shortage ... Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton speaks ... We will surge our intelligence so that we detect and prevent attacks .... It's not there. ... or bars of gold are sitting in a box waiting for you to pick them up. ... THE FACTS: Only a small number of U.S. special operations troops ar...

Why Do People Support Donald Trump? - The Atlantic

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Aug 17, 2015 ... What Do Donald Trump Voters Actually Want? ... short excerpts that I've chosen: Many of the responses contained so many ... You can get information when you need it and the president has no shortage of people ready to educate him on ..... There is no difference between the Republicans and Democrats; ...

In Which I Select a Current GOP Presidential Candidate to Vote For ...

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Nov 23, 2015 ... Now it's 2015 and it's time once more to do the same sort of ranking. .... So why is he so high on my list of GOP candidates? ... I'm sorry, John Kasich — by choosing you, I've probably doomed ...... However, they note that it is *way* early, there's a big shortage of good data, and they can certainl...

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Few Kids Becoming Clowns as U.S. Faces National Clown Shortage ...

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Feb 18, 2014 ... The U.S.'s Clown Shortage Is No Laughing Matter ... So why are there no more clowns left to send in? ... anymore,” said Kohlberger, who cited serious difficulties in getting young people to pick up the trade. ... a small New York area clown association, told the Daily News that the $300 a clown can expect for ....

Humor | Race 4 2016

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Jan 26, 2016 ... But he will run as a Republican so Nuts can be the Rent is Too ... Clown Shortage in America? ... Dr. Hayward is a bit more partisan than I would be, suggesting that many congressional and White House Democrats could fill in for the ... he could put in play, despite the president's large victory there in the .....

Donald Trump, Clown Candidate | National Review

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Jul 28, 2015 ... There are many modes of leadership available to the adventurous billionaire: ... There is no shortage of opportunities for engagement, but there is only one ... Nice try knothead, but the only clown, and democrat plant was Kasich. ... borders again so that we can welcome LEGAL immigrants of our choosing.